Sad flappy bird is off the app store?This is the game for you.Plays just like Flappy Bird except you are a recently escaped dump.Good luck navigating the cruel world of toilets and toilet paper.The Toilet Paper just wants to wipe you right up and the toilets just want to flush you right down.Plays just like Flappy Bird.Controls are the same as Flappy Bird.It does have one difference from Flappy Bird.You are not Flappy Bird.You are piece of crap.Also, best of all, it is completely free! It's a free game. What's better than free games? Not much. Maybe free games? Oh... I already said free games sorry about that. Free Games are the best games.